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A cozy, lived-in hoodie for horse lovers who speak in short, honest sentences. Soft, medium-weight fleece and a roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to layer for chilly mornings at the barn or slow coffee runs after a ride. The front features a playful, vintage-inspired typographic design in warm, sun-faded colors with a small horse silhouette — it reads like a wink to fellow equestrians and shuts down small talk with charm. Wear it over riding tights or faded jeans; it holds up to repeated washes and keeps its shape while staying comfortably soft against the skin. Subtle details — a double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and tear-away label — add comfort and durability, while ethical sourcing and OEKO-TEX certified dyes give it a thoughtful footprint.
This hoodie drifts easily between chores and downtime. Pull it on after grooming, lean on the stall door with coffee in hand, or curl up on the couch with a good horsey read. The design says you’d rather be near hooves, and the fit lets you move without fuss — the kind of hoodie that becomes part of your everyday rhythm.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for warmth and softness
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold small items
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for comfort and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- DTG/DTF printing available; tear-away neck label for scratch-free wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Hoodie — "Sorry. Can’t. Horses. Bye." Retro Vintage Equestrian Sweatshirt Gift for Horse Lovers
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
$39.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
This hoodie drifts easily between chores and downtime. Pull it on after grooming, lean on the stall door with coffee in hand, or curl up on the couch with a good horsey read. The design says you’d rather be near hooves, and the fit lets you move without fuss — the kind of hoodie that becomes part of your everyday rhythm.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for warmth and softness
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold small items
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for comfort and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- DTG/DTF printing available; tear-away neck label for scratch-free wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
